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Can we meet tonight/today/right now?
The short answer is no.
Before we can meet and have an unforgettable first date, I need to ask you a few quick questions.
Are you real?
Hmmm...
And before our date, we'll have a short video chat.
It's my first time — how does this work?
Book like a champ (watch til the end)
What are VIP upgrades?
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What about tips and gift 💝?
Options crypto gift cards paying my dogs specialty vet bill Wire
Why do I need to verify before we meet?
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General house rules.
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Companionship
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